Chelsea Classic Chant/Song: I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger

One life one love one club banner unfurled at stamford bridge

If you think Ten men went to mow or Celery chants were hilarious, then wait till you hear this one. Its vintage and fans claim that it dates back to late 80’s to early 90’s.

I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger,
I wanna live a life of danger.
I wanna beat y*ds (spurs) every week,
Chase ’em up and down the streets.

Here’s to the girl who I love best,
Every night I suck her breasts.
Shag her standing,
Shag her lying,
If she had wings,
I’d shag her flying.

Now shes dead.
Not forgotten,
Dig her up,
Shag her rotten.

Oooooooooh… Chelsea!!
Oooooooooh… Chelsea!!

I’d walk a million miles for one of your goals, for the Cheeeeelsea…

We love you Chelsea, we do,
We love you Chelsea, we do,
We love you Chelsea, we do,
Oh Chelsea we love you.

Here is the video: